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ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S SON OVERDOSED -- 'VOMIT AND BLOOD SPLATTERED EVERYWHERE' IT'S A BOY AUTO-EROTIC: Car crash victim found unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on his penis... PARIS HILTON: ALL THIS ATTENTION HURTS MY FEELINGS! JUST DOESN'T GET IT: Man beats wife right after attending a course on domestic violence... BLAH BLAH BLAH: Miami, LA top list of US cellphone chatterers... Gang dumps human heads in Mexican bar... SURI CRUISE UNVEILED, FINALLY... PISSED: Angry film crew urinates in Sharon Stone's bathtub before her scene... SHOCK STUDY: Mice don't like cheese...

SHOCK: Man delivers dead twin fetus inside him since birth... ANGELINA AGREES TO MARRY BRAD...SOMEDAY ROBBED: Airport thief bags Lindsay's luggage... UPDATE: Police recover Lindsay Lohan's handbag... BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD: 3 arrested for pot cookie giveaway... GENIUS, OR MADNESS? David Lynch's new film even baffles star, who says, 'The truth is, I didn't know who I was playing - and I still don't know...' INSENSITIVE: Australian writer calls Steve Irwin an 'embarrassment' and a 'self-deluded animal torturer' and describes those who mourn Irwin's passing as 'idiots'... JESSICA SIMPSON DUMPED BY JOHN MAYER... WOULD YOU LIKE SOME WATER WITH THAT? Snake eats whole sheep... SNUBBED AND D-LISTED: Paris Hilton seen sobbing in the streets of New York after being turned away from a nightclub... EVIL: Maine bed and breakfast slayings a shock...state's 'biggest homicide case in more than a decade'... HEALTHY CHOICE: Deep-fried Coca-Cola makes its debut...

NOT VERY CHRISTIAN: Priest confesses to threatening Madonna with bomb... AND THE WINNER IS: Ellen DeGeneres to host Oscars... HANDS UP: Woman, 79, charged in toy gun robbery... JUST DOESN'T GET IT: Man on trial for threats to judge threatens judge... CAUGHT ON TAPE: TV reporter attacked! Woman found guilty of hitting another woman with dead puppy... AM I BUZZING? Cell phones found inside four prisoners... COURIC BOMBS: Media professor says of Couric's debut: 'I don't think we're seeing something that's taking off and sailing into some kind of great, glorious future'... WASHINGTON POST SLAMS: 'She needs work, and help, at reading off the prompting device...' NYTIMES SAYS COURIC UPSTAGED BY REPORTER: 'Actually, the woman who stood out most last night was CBS News’s chief foreign-affairs reporter, Lara Logan, an experienced and unusually pretty war correspondent who took a daring trip into Taliban-held territory in Afghanistan...'

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